This Is A Kitty Cat Story About One Fun Loving Funny Cat - Everybody has a Leo in their life, sometimes you just do
not know it.
Leo and I were sitting out back one afternoon this summer, cooking hot dogs and chicken on the BBQ. He thinks that
hot dogs are made from real dogs, so I give him his little fantasy and throw them on the grill whenever he joins me
out back.
It was a special time for us, just sipping cold beer, talking about the old days before we met. I was telling him
stories about being overseas with the military and telling him things that I had not even told Pam.
Leo listened for a while, then told me that he was bored with my stories. But he appreciated the fact that I was
sharing myself with him. He then asked me if I wanted to know something that no one else knew about him. I said I
would, so he tells me this tale.
One night he overindulged while playing roulette in Atlantic City. Drunk on his butt, he loses all of the money that he
had on account at a local casino there.
Upset and tipsy from to many shots of root beer schnapps, he stumbles out onto the boardwalk. The world is spinning
and his legs keep folding underneath of him.
Knowing that he cannot keep trying to walk the boardwalk, he falls over the side onto the sand and crawl underneath
to go to sleep. The next thing he remembers, he has crabs all around him. At least 10 of them and the leader was this
gigantic Alaskan King Crab called “Ace”.
Ace made his way to Atlantic City by stowing away on a old cargo ship. He became the King of the beach due to his
size and attitude and Ace did not like cats at all.
When Ace used to live in Alaska, a lot of his relatives were caught for food. The local cats used to hang around the
crab boats and the processing plant, and Ace saw a lot of his relatives get devoured by them.
He made himself a promise that if he ever got the chance to get even, he would. And there was poor Leo, almost
passed out drunk, laying right in front of him!
Leo would not go into detail, but he said that night was the 2nd worse night of his life! He was used and abused by
the crabs, especially by one that they called “Bubba”. After Bubba had his way with him, the crabs took sea shells,
cigarette butts and old candy wrappers and stuffed them up his furry little butt. Then Ace personally saw to it that
Leo was neutered that night.
I leaned over, pet him for a minute, then gave him a dog off of the grill.
Thanking me, he asks, “Jurge, do you want to know what the worse night of my life was?”
I can’t believe it! After the story that he told me, he is still willing to share his inner secrets with me! We must be
bonding! “Yes Leo buddy, please tell me!”
Giving me a little smirk as only Leo can give, he tells me “It was the night I moved in with you!”
I guess some things never change. But that’s Leo.
not know it.
Leo and I were sitting out back one afternoon this summer, cooking hot dogs and chicken on the BBQ. He thinks that
hot dogs are made from real dogs, so I give him his little fantasy and throw them on the grill whenever he joins me
out back.
It was a special time for us, just sipping cold beer, talking about the old days before we met. I was telling him
stories about being overseas with the military and telling him things that I had not even told Pam.
Leo listened for a while, then told me that he was bored with my stories. But he appreciated the fact that I was
sharing myself with him. He then asked me if I wanted to know something that no one else knew about him. I said I
would, so he tells me this tale.
One night he overindulged while playing roulette in Atlantic City. Drunk on his butt, he loses all of the money that he
had on account at a local casino there.
Upset and tipsy from to many shots of root beer schnapps, he stumbles out onto the boardwalk. The world is spinning
and his legs keep folding underneath of him.
Knowing that he cannot keep trying to walk the boardwalk, he falls over the side onto the sand and crawl underneath
to go to sleep. The next thing he remembers, he has crabs all around him. At least 10 of them and the leader was this
gigantic Alaskan King Crab called “Ace”.
Ace made his way to Atlantic City by stowing away on a old cargo ship. He became the King of the beach due to his
size and attitude and Ace did not like cats at all.
When Ace used to live in Alaska, a lot of his relatives were caught for food. The local cats used to hang around the
crab boats and the processing plant, and Ace saw a lot of his relatives get devoured by them.
He made himself a promise that if he ever got the chance to get even, he would. And there was poor Leo, almost
passed out drunk, laying right in front of him!
Leo would not go into detail, but he said that night was the 2nd worse night of his life! He was used and abused by
the crabs, especially by one that they called “Bubba”. After Bubba had his way with him, the crabs took sea shells,
cigarette butts and old candy wrappers and stuffed them up his furry little butt. Then Ace personally saw to it that
Leo was neutered that night.
I leaned over, pet him for a minute, then gave him a dog off of the grill.
Thanking me, he asks, “Jurge, do you want to know what the worse night of my life was?”
I can’t believe it! After the story that he told me, he is still willing to share his inner secrets with me! We must be
bonding! “Yes Leo buddy, please tell me!”
Giving me a little smirk as only Leo can give, he tells me “It was the night I moved in with you!”
I guess some things never change. But that’s Leo.
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