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| Leo is a funny cat that gets in trouble day and night! He seems to think that his good looks and friendly attitude will keep him from getting nailed when he does something wrong ... I'll let you be the one to decide on that! Check out this little gem found on craigslist! |
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| A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked. "Kittens," little Suzy said. "How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." "And what kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile. Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away." "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans." Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS." Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." Is Fox News available? Please go to Leo's gift page for great gifts and travel offers! Help support the little bastard's lifestyle, buy with confidence from the great companies that allow him to affiliate with them! |
| Support service for your computer! Not only does it repair service right from your home, included in the price! Leo has crashed and bogged down my computer more than once, believe me! Has this happened to you too? Computer slows down, cat hair in the keyboard, paw prints on the screen? They can't do anything about the paw prints or the hair, but they sure can protect everything else on your computer! |