This Is A Kitty Cat Story About One Fun Loving Funny Cat - Everybody has a Leo in their life, sometimes
you just do not know it.
I had been dating Pam for a few weeks and during this time I had only seen the tail of her kitty cat as it
ran underneath the futon sofa that she had. This kitty cat did not seem to be very friendly at all even
though I would say "hello kitty cat" every time I came over to Pam's place.
Pam said it would take a while for him to warm up to me. Just do not expect Leo to let me pet or hold him,
as he is strictly a woman's cat. Also, he has trouble pronouncing hard "G" sounds, being a Jersey shore cat,
so expect him to butcher my name if he ever spoke to me!
Having a free day off of work one week when Pam was working, I thought that it would be a nice surprise to
make the 1 1/2 hour drive up to her place in New Jersey and have dinner waiting for her when she got home.
I thought this would be a special treat for her.
I stopped by the grocery store and picked up some fresh veggies, a nice roast and even a can of food for
Leo. Then I ran over to the florist shop to pick up some flowers.
Making it over to Pam's apartment, I walked in, fully expecting to see a flash of fur flying under the sofa.
Instead, there sits Leo in the computer chair, reading the Wall Street Journal, with copies of Money
Magazine, the Asbury Park Press newspaper and Saimese Cat magazines at his side! There is an open Coors
Light on the end table (without a coaster), and he is picking at the hairs on his furry little butt while he
listens to pussy cat doll music playing in the back ground!
"Hello Kitty Cat" I say as I walk in.
He looks up at me, frowns, then wants to know what I am doing there! He tells me that he is the male of
the house and that there is only room for one male and it sure is not me!
I came over to cook, I told him, and I showed him a can of 9 Lives tuna dinner that I brought home for him.
Leo: ”Hey Jurge, where did you ever get the idea that I like 9 Lives cat food?”
George: “Leo buddy, since I am dating Pam, I thought it would be nice to treat her to a special dinner and
to treat you to something special too!”
Leo: “Let me tell you something Jurge, you are out of your league! First off, I only eat deli meats and
Dunkin' Donuts products. Second, I do not appreciate you just walking in here without even knocking! Third,
you are really a jerk in my book, and since I do not know what Pam sees in you, why don't you just stay
away?”
George: “Well Leo, I am dating Pam, not you, and that is the was it is. Now tell me, just how much beer have
you had to drink?”
Leo: “Evidently I have not had enough beer to like you, not even enough to make you look better!”
George: “Well I am sorry to hear you feel that way, but you'll have to get used to my being around. Tell me
something, what are the magazines and newspaper doing here anyway? I have not seen them here before.”
Leo: “I read them in order to keep up with my investments. Like I said, you are out of your league, Jurge.
You should try reading sometime! From what I understand, you have trouble getting the jokes in the
Sunday comics!
At just that moment, I hear a key going into the door lock. Leo grabs his paper and magazines, throws the
cigar into the toilet and heads under the bed.
If Pam was not worth it, the cat would be history! I wonder if she will believe this kitty cat story?
you just do not know it.
I had been dating Pam for a few weeks and during this time I had only seen the tail of her kitty cat as it
ran underneath the futon sofa that she had. This kitty cat did not seem to be very friendly at all even
though I would say "hello kitty cat" every time I came over to Pam's place.
Pam said it would take a while for him to warm up to me. Just do not expect Leo to let me pet or hold him,
as he is strictly a woman's cat. Also, he has trouble pronouncing hard "G" sounds, being a Jersey shore cat,
so expect him to butcher my name if he ever spoke to me!
Having a free day off of work one week when Pam was working, I thought that it would be a nice surprise to
make the 1 1/2 hour drive up to her place in New Jersey and have dinner waiting for her when she got home.
I thought this would be a special treat for her.
I stopped by the grocery store and picked up some fresh veggies, a nice roast and even a can of food for
Leo. Then I ran over to the florist shop to pick up some flowers.
Making it over to Pam's apartment, I walked in, fully expecting to see a flash of fur flying under the sofa.
Instead, there sits Leo in the computer chair, reading the Wall Street Journal, with copies of Money
Magazine, the Asbury Park Press newspaper and Saimese Cat magazines at his side! There is an open Coors
Light on the end table (without a coaster), and he is picking at the hairs on his furry little butt while he
listens to pussy cat doll music playing in the back ground!
"Hello Kitty Cat" I say as I walk in.
He looks up at me, frowns, then wants to know what I am doing there! He tells me that he is the male of
the house and that there is only room for one male and it sure is not me!
I came over to cook, I told him, and I showed him a can of 9 Lives tuna dinner that I brought home for him.
Leo: ”Hey Jurge, where did you ever get the idea that I like 9 Lives cat food?”
George: “Leo buddy, since I am dating Pam, I thought it would be nice to treat her to a special dinner and
to treat you to something special too!”
Leo: “Let me tell you something Jurge, you are out of your league! First off, I only eat deli meats and
Dunkin' Donuts products. Second, I do not appreciate you just walking in here without even knocking! Third,
you are really a jerk in my book, and since I do not know what Pam sees in you, why don't you just stay
away?”
George: “Well Leo, I am dating Pam, not you, and that is the was it is. Now tell me, just how much beer have
you had to drink?”
Leo: “Evidently I have not had enough beer to like you, not even enough to make you look better!”
George: “Well I am sorry to hear you feel that way, but you'll have to get used to my being around. Tell me
something, what are the magazines and newspaper doing here anyway? I have not seen them here before.”
Leo: “I read them in order to keep up with my investments. Like I said, you are out of your league, Jurge.
You should try reading sometime! From what I understand, you have trouble getting the jokes in the
Sunday comics!
At just that moment, I hear a key going into the door lock. Leo grabs his paper and magazines, throws the
cigar into the toilet and heads under the bed.
If Pam was not worth it, the cat would be history! I wonder if she will believe this kitty cat story?
| Leo Cat - Short Stories About One Funny Cat Jurge meets the Little Bastard For the 1st time. |
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