It was late in the day at work when I received a phone call from the Meadowood Mall security office and they were very
upset. It seems that Leo had been over there and had been harassing people! Just my luck, I thought, here is another
kitty cat story that I do not want to hear!
First he walked over to the Mexican restaurant and ordered a super order of refried beans with onion and hot sauce
and charged it to my mall credit card. It took him about a hour to eat it all, but he did!
Then he went over to the Ice Cream stand and asked them to make him up a vanilla milk shake with lots and lots of nuts,
small marshmallows and light green food dye, which of course, he charged to the card.
So what was the problem, I asked the caller. As far as I could see, if I was allowing the charges, what did they care
what he ate? It's not what he ate, but it's what he did with the food, they said.
According to the caller, he went over to a table where people were eating, and taking a mouth full of the shake, jumped
onto the top of the table, mumbling that he was not feeling well.
Of course, someone at the table took pity on the poor cat and picked him up to comfort him. It was at that point that he
passed gas not once, not twice, but three times! He then put his paws over his eyes, leaned over and let the green
concoction flow out of his mouth!
Yelling “gotcha” Leo ran off, carrying the shake in his mouth!
The security tapes next showed him outside of Meadowood Malls TGI Fridays. It was there that he took another big
swig of the green shake, walked in a drunken stagger until he fell against the outside window and rolled over onto the
ground.
Of course, the people inside eating are looking and pointing at this poor, pitiful cat. He barely pulls his body up off of the
ground and looks straight back at them. Suddenly, he rolls his eyes back up into his head, and once again, acts like he is
throwing up!
Everybody at the table immediately felt like they were getting sick to their stomach and one person actually turned
green, just like the shake!
Laughing, Leo Cat turned around, showed them his ass, then waved at them and ran off to the indoor mall elevator.
Waiting for a full car load, he steps inside, and then starts farting, over and over and over. Just when people are really
getting annoyed with him, he pulls his “getting sick” act all over again! The security tape shows people running out of the
elevator before the doors even open all of the way, and one mother is having to hold her hand overs her sons eyes!
To make a long cat story short, I sat him down after I received the call and told him next time to use cash, not a credit
card! It’s harder to trace where you live when you use cash!
upset. It seems that Leo had been over there and had been harassing people! Just my luck, I thought, here is another
kitty cat story that I do not want to hear!
First he walked over to the Mexican restaurant and ordered a super order of refried beans with onion and hot sauce
and charged it to my mall credit card. It took him about a hour to eat it all, but he did!
Then he went over to the Ice Cream stand and asked them to make him up a vanilla milk shake with lots and lots of nuts,
small marshmallows and light green food dye, which of course, he charged to the card.
So what was the problem, I asked the caller. As far as I could see, if I was allowing the charges, what did they care
what he ate? It's not what he ate, but it's what he did with the food, they said.
According to the caller, he went over to a table where people were eating, and taking a mouth full of the shake, jumped
onto the top of the table, mumbling that he was not feeling well.
Of course, someone at the table took pity on the poor cat and picked him up to comfort him. It was at that point that he
passed gas not once, not twice, but three times! He then put his paws over his eyes, leaned over and let the green
concoction flow out of his mouth!
Yelling “gotcha” Leo ran off, carrying the shake in his mouth!
The security tapes next showed him outside of Meadowood Malls TGI Fridays. It was there that he took another big
swig of the green shake, walked in a drunken stagger until he fell against the outside window and rolled over onto the
ground.
Of course, the people inside eating are looking and pointing at this poor, pitiful cat. He barely pulls his body up off of the
ground and looks straight back at them. Suddenly, he rolls his eyes back up into his head, and once again, acts like he is
throwing up!
Everybody at the table immediately felt like they were getting sick to their stomach and one person actually turned
green, just like the shake!
Laughing, Leo Cat turned around, showed them his ass, then waved at them and ran off to the indoor mall elevator.
Waiting for a full car load, he steps inside, and then starts farting, over and over and over. Just when people are really
getting annoyed with him, he pulls his “getting sick” act all over again! The security tape shows people running out of the
elevator before the doors even open all of the way, and one mother is having to hold her hand overs her sons eyes!
To make a long cat story short, I sat him down after I received the call and told him next time to use cash, not a credit
card! It’s harder to trace where you live when you use cash!
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