I signed onto my poker site last week to play in a tournament and there were over 30 e-mails in my in box from the
management team. They had accused me of acting in a bad manner when chatting at the poker table. I went and checked the
chat log files. This is what I found.
Jurge: hI dumb azzz - I am juRge, a Kat!
pokerpro123: What?
Jurge: u
pokerpro123: you brainless fool! cant you just type hello or something nice?
Jurge: shut up
pokerpro123: No.u shut up you dumb brainless cat
Jurge: you really talk too much
pokerpro123: you really talk too much
Jurge: really
pokerpro123: really
Jurge: DO NOT copy what i say
pokerpro123: DO NOT copy what i say
Jurge: bytch
pokerpro123: alrighty then.
Jurge: so u is a poke pro that cant play pokert right? Bet u are soooo poor you use the puter at the liberary
pokerpro123: LOL! YOU'RE FUNNY!
Jurge: ha I am Jurge, you dumB ... he is funny..
pokerpro123: No ... I'm funny arn't I
Jurge: no im funnier than you are
pokerpro123: I'm funny arn't I!
Jurge: DO NOT say that anymore, THAT IS stupid
pokerpro123: DO NOT say that anymore THAT IS stupid??
Jurge: stop it nowe yu jerk, stop it before yu I get mad, I duee not hav to tell you what I wante to tell you
pokerpro123: Do you have a life?
Jurge: cusw I am leo ... no ... he is jUrgE and u r not.
pokerpro123: Can you even type a sentence that makes sense you stupid cat?
Jurge: say sorry or i wont talk to you anymore
pokerpro123: sorry or i wont talk to you anymore
Jurge: omg - you are stuped. Jurge is gonna kick yur azz, Jurge is gonna bet you $1,070,051,538.00 that he can get you banned
from this site. Jurge is going to kesy the painit on your car, Jurge is gonna, well, he will do sumthin to you!
pokerpro123: You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the kids ran away from you!
Jurge: wlahfkanvoihwf
pokerpro123: I am getting tired of yuou, you stupid cat.
Jurge: this es retardd - jUrges will be kicKeng yur azz - heRE is my pheon number
pokerpro123: You are retarted, you moron, you and your stupid pic on the players icon, where did they find you, in a trash can?
Jurge: just like your moMMma found you, u moron you a dumb
pokerpro123: yu are stupid
Jurge: say i am stuped
pokerpro123: I AIN'T STUPID SO WATCH YOUR MUTHAFUGGIN MOUF
Jurge: whet does my mouth have to so with this, you idiot
pokerpro123: you are the idiot, do you want to know why?
Jurge: whyyou moron, tell me why? TELL ME
pokerpro123: because it takes you so long to type, I keep raising your hands and you keep folding because you time out! YOU
STUPID FAT CAT, I JUST TOOK YOU FOR $3000.00 and now you are broke!
Jurge: Oh..... Bye
Jurge's Note ..... Needless to say, I received a phone call, actually two! One from management, suspending me from the site;
the other from an irate male that would not listen to reason! I think it will be best to just hang around close to home, the
Little Bastard also sent over an e-mail with my pic and a list of my favorite casinos in Reno!
management team. They had accused me of acting in a bad manner when chatting at the poker table. I went and checked the
chat log files. This is what I found.
Jurge: hI dumb azzz - I am juRge, a Kat!
pokerpro123: What?
Jurge: u
pokerpro123: you brainless fool! cant you just type hello or something nice?
Jurge: shut up
pokerpro123: No.u shut up you dumb brainless cat
Jurge: you really talk too much
pokerpro123: you really talk too much
Jurge: really
pokerpro123: really
Jurge: DO NOT copy what i say
pokerpro123: DO NOT copy what i say
Jurge: bytch
pokerpro123: alrighty then.
Jurge: so u is a poke pro that cant play pokert right? Bet u are soooo poor you use the puter at the liberary
pokerpro123: LOL! YOU'RE FUNNY!
Jurge: ha I am Jurge, you dumB ... he is funny..
pokerpro123: No ... I'm funny arn't I
Jurge: no im funnier than you are
pokerpro123: I'm funny arn't I!
Jurge: DO NOT say that anymore, THAT IS stupid
pokerpro123: DO NOT say that anymore THAT IS stupid??
Jurge: stop it nowe yu jerk, stop it before yu I get mad, I duee not hav to tell you what I wante to tell you
pokerpro123: Do you have a life?
Jurge: cusw I am leo ... no ... he is jUrgE and u r not.
pokerpro123: Can you even type a sentence that makes sense you stupid cat?
Jurge: say sorry or i wont talk to you anymore
pokerpro123: sorry or i wont talk to you anymore
Jurge: omg - you are stuped. Jurge is gonna kick yur azz, Jurge is gonna bet you $1,070,051,538.00 that he can get you banned
from this site. Jurge is going to kesy the painit on your car, Jurge is gonna, well, he will do sumthin to you!
pokerpro123: You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the kids ran away from you!
Jurge: wlahfkanvoihwf
pokerpro123: I am getting tired of yuou, you stupid cat.
Jurge: this es retardd - jUrges will be kicKeng yur azz - heRE is my pheon number
pokerpro123: You are retarted, you moron, you and your stupid pic on the players icon, where did they find you, in a trash can?
Jurge: just like your moMMma found you, u moron you a dumb
pokerpro123: yu are stupid
Jurge: say i am stuped
pokerpro123: I AIN'T STUPID SO WATCH YOUR MUTHAFUGGIN MOUF
Jurge: whet does my mouth have to so with this, you idiot
pokerpro123: you are the idiot, do you want to know why?
Jurge: whyyou moron, tell me why? TELL ME
pokerpro123: because it takes you so long to type, I keep raising your hands and you keep folding because you time out! YOU
STUPID FAT CAT, I JUST TOOK YOU FOR $3000.00 and now you are broke!
Jurge: Oh..... Bye
Jurge's Note ..... Needless to say, I received a phone call, actually two! One from management, suspending me from the site;
the other from an irate male that would not listen to reason! I think it will be best to just hang around close to home, the
Little Bastard also sent over an e-mail with my pic and a list of my favorite casinos in Reno!
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